KML-012Glarbin
I Have Read Some Bullshit
What it does
The message has been opened, evaluated, and found deeply unworthy of a pleasant face.
Use it when
- An email contains a suspicious new requirement.
- A bill introduces a fee nobody mentioned.
- Someone begins a message with a phrase that guarantees trouble.
For example
- The tracking page says ‘delivery attempted’ while you are standing at the door.
- “Friendly reminder: attendance at Saturday's retreat is mandatory.”
- Your bank has renamed the overdraft charge a Courtesy Continuation Fee.
Emotional intensity5/10
Primary reactionDisapproval
ToneJudgmental · suspicious · dry
