KML-015Barry
I NEED THIS PHONE CALL TO RELEASE ME
What it does
Routine telephone task has expanded into operatic captivity with hold music.
Use it when
- A phone tree refuses to acknowledge the reason you called.
- Hold time has outlived your remaining patience.
- A conversation that should be ending discovers another department.
For example
- The robot says ‘I didn't quite get that’ after your sixth clear answer.
- “Before I transfer you, can you verify the account one more time?”
- A three-minute scheduling call enters its second calendar hour.
Emotional intensity9/10
Primary reactionAnguish
ToneDramatic · anguished · theatrical
