KML-147Kiff
This Has Aged Me Forty Years
What it does
An ordeal so prolonged that it appears to have consumed several decades.
Use it when
- A support loop has gone on far beyond human tolerance.
- You are explaining the same thing yet again.
- A tiny task becomes a bureaucratic marathon.
For example
- The insurance portal logs you out while you are answering its security questions.
- “Before I transfer you, can you explain the issue from the beginning?”
- A board-game rules dispute reaches historical precedent.
Emotional intensity5/10
Primary reactionFrustration
ToneDeadpan · Exasperated · Wry
