KML-029Barry
My Advisory Board Has Reviewed the Situation
What it does
Tiny committee, grave faces, trivial matter under review.
Use it when
- A trivial choice has somehow entered formal deliberation.
- You want to announce that an opinion arrived through proper process.
- The imaginary experts in your life need to be consulted.
For example
- The houseplants vote 4–1 against sending that text.
- “After extensive review, we’re ordering the large fries.”
- You sit the stuffed animals down to discuss whether another bookshelf will fit.
Emotional intensity3/10
Primary reactionSerious deliberation
ToneFormal · deadpan · absurd
